Terms

Last Word sells digital placement of one sentence on this homepage. Paying does not buy a permanent right to stay there.

Payments are for homepage placement, fulfilled automatically through Stripe when checkout completes.
No refunds after a reign is published to the throne.
You are solely responsible for your message and any link you attach.
We may remove content that breaks the rules or the law, with or without a refund.
The service is provided as-is. Availability is not guaranteed.
Someone else can erase you at any time by paying $1 more than the current bid (or the reclaim difference, if they last held the throne).